Joke

Hi,
Do read 7 enjoy the smartness of words.
Bye, Anoob.


Long back,
Persons, who sacrificed their sleep, forgot his family, forgot his
food, forgot laughter were called… "Saints"

But now they are called...
"IT professionals"
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Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present...
Its just that,
One loves too much,
and

The other loves too many,

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Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company..!

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Just4Fun
Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wise
man cannot answer"
No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!

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Boy: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure..! How about this card, it says "To the only Girl
I ever loved!"
Boy: That’s good, Give me 12 of them..!

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After reading the form filled by an applicant... The employer said:
"WE do have an opening for you..!
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: It's called the "door..!"

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A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company...
Drive Slowly, Don't kill our Employee........ Leave them to us


2

During work, Raman and Narayan were chatting:
Raman: Narayan, I've been attending night classes for 5 months now and
I have an exam next week.

Narayan: oh!

Raman: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell?

Narayan: No

Raman: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876; if you take night
Courses you would know this.

The next day, the same discussion took place:

Raman: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?

Narayan: No

Raman: He's the author of 'The 3 Musketeers', if you take night
courses, you would know this.

The next day, once again:

Raman: And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?

Narayan: No

Raman: He's the author of 'Confessions', if you take night courses, you

would know this.

This time, Narayan got irritated and said:

Narayan: And you, do you know who is Balakrishnan Kuppuswamy?

Raman: No

Narayan: He's the guy roaming with your wife!! If you stop night
courses, you would know.




3

While visiting India , George Bush is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam.

He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is. He says that, it is
to surround him

With intelligent people. Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent.

"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Kalam. "Allow
me to demonstrate. "

Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says,

"Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question:

Your mother has a child, and your father has a child,

and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

Manmohan immediately responds, "It's me, Sir!"

"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says Kalam.

He hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"

Bush nods: "Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

Bush, upon returning to Washington , decides he'd better put

Condoleezza Rice to the test.Bush summons her to the White House and says,

"Condoleezza, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."

"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"

Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child,

and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or
your sister. Who is it?"

Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?"

Bush agrees, and Rice leaves.Rice immediately calls a meeting of
senior senators,

and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can
come up with an answer.

Finally, in desperation, Rice calls Colin Powell and explains the problem.

"Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and

this child is not your brother or your sister.Who is it?"

Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."

Much relieved Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush,

and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's our
Colin Powell !"

And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's Manmohan Singh!"

4

CHINESE SICK LEAVE'I NO COME WORK TODAY'!!!Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no comework today, I really sick, Got headache, stomachache and legs hurt, I no come work.'The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, Ireally need you today. When I feel like this, I go tomy wife and tell her to give me sex. That makeseverything better and I go to work. You try that.'Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what yousay and I feel great. I be at work soon ....... Yougot nice house.'